C. said we could eat as many donuts as we wanted, that she had never once in the history of post-Halloween donut brunch parties ever run out, even when she made donuts for fifty people. Who am I to take her at anything other than her word? By the time I was sick with them, A. made turkey bacon and eggs, then I. and S. showed up with chicken sausage, all of which made interesting protein garnishes to donuts and more donuts and more donuts and another donut and yet another donut after that one.